The Cheeto Incident

2 minutes....a few Cheetos.....and this..... How do they do it? I think he likes the feel of them, crunching between his short, chubby fingers. He must obviously like the LOOK of them, down on my floors, as well as on his head. Charming. I guess it could have been worse...no, I KNOW it could have been worse (and it has!!).